Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock lately (and in this depressing news cycle, who could blame you?) you’re aware the there’s an independent investigation underway looking into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia in the 2016 Presidential election. Several of President Trump’s close advisors are under FBI investigation.
There are lots of angle to probe here — secret meetings, sanction-related shadiness, and loyalty pledge pressure that reads like the worst date ever. But whether you’ve been on the pulse of every breaking news update or just casually skimming the major headlines, there’s one more piece of this story that you definitely haven’t seen yet: Donald Trump’s very own Burn Book. Read on to peek inside and see President Trump’s innermost thoughts about the main characters of the Russia scandal (and we’re not trying to be Mean Girls here, but you really should be able to tell this is satire).